how being fat makes me feel like a failure in every part of my life

Being Fat At the beginning of 2017, I turned 40 and I was fat, the fattest that I had ever been. I had spent most of 2016 on a diet of some sort - all in aim of being at my goal weight for my 40th birthday.  That goal didn't happen. I really felt the impact of being so fat when I turned 40.  First of all, I had failed at my millionth attempt at losing weight.  That I had been overweight for almost half of my life; my attempts to remember how fit and thin I was in my...

being known as the ‘fat, funny one’

I think that I'm a pretty funny person.  I mean, my friends laugh at my jokes and call me 'the funny one'.  Which is both good and bad.  I mean, usually in a movie, the funny one is the side kick friend to the 'gorgeous one'.  The funny one usually never gets the guy (or girl) and is usually ugly and / or fat. See how that's awkward now. When I first started my (current, ha!) diet at the beginning of this year I thought that I was so hilarious when I came up with the following headline in my...