Big Mac Wisdom

Big Mac Wisdom

My first post in at least a year. And I'm writing this after I've just finished a day-old Big Mac, washing it all down with a fanta. Not exactly healthy or diet friendly, is it? I've come to the conclusion that, in my current state, I'm really in no position to be giving any kind of health-related advice. To anyone. The only advice I will give is that if you take my advice, you will get fat. It's the only realistic conclusion after going after this weight loss for at least 15 years. I "know" all about how to lose...

being known as the ‘fat, funny one’

I think that I'm a pretty funny person.  I mean, my friends laugh at my jokes and call me 'the funny one'.  Which is both good and bad.  I mean, usually in a movie, the funny one is the side kick friend to the 'gorgeous one'.  The funny one usually never gets the guy (or girl) and is usually ugly and / or fat. See how that's awkward now. When I first started my (current, ha!) diet at the beginning of this year I thought that I was so hilarious when I came up with the following headline in my...